1 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,799 Morning, Sir. On the top floor. 2 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,960 Thanks. 3 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,040 Uniforms are talking to the neighbours. 4 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,959 It's a pretty bad one. 5 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,159 Mm. 6 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,159 Right, we're gonna need to speak to friends and family. 7 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,999 Sure. Apparently, there's a live-in girlfriend. 8 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,280 Jane Andrews. But nobody's seen her. 9 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,519 Britain and the world 10 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,839 will celebrate the wedding of The Prince and Princess of Wales. 11 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,479 Just after half past ten, 12 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,679 from Clarence House, came the Glass Coach 13 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,239 and our first chance to see Lady Diana. 14 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,919 Dress, half lace. Veil, tantalisingly low. 15 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,879 The bride's procession passed under Admiralty Arch 16 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,359 towards the roar of the Trafalgar Square crowd. 17 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,239 And so Lady Diana, in that truly stunning dress, 18 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,039 is well and truly launched on her way to the cathedral. 19 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,199 And as the British people celebrate their new Princess, 20 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,079 it's like something out of a fairy tale. 21 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,959 ♪ I just can't seem to get enough. ♪ 22 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,879 CROWD CHEERING ON TV 23 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,680 'Sarah Armstrong-Jones, the chief bridesmaid, just come out. 24 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,720 'A wave from them both. 25 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,879 'Well, they're going to cheer until they're hoarse. 26 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,439 'And they're not going to let them go in until they have a proper...' 27 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,679 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH, DOOR OPENS 28 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,479 Oh, for God's sake. Oh, what's this shit? 29 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,239 I'm not watching this. Yeah, turn it over, Jane. 30 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,839 No. Yes! 31 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,239 No! I'm watching it. Argh! Get off me! 32 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,599 Go away! Why would you do that, you stuck-up cow? That hurt! 33 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,239 Stop! Enough, now. Hey! Hey! 34 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,239 Mum! I don't care. Out. 35 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,719 Do as your mother says, you. And you. 36 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,199 You might as well go, as well. What?! 37 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,720 Go, I've had enough. Go on. Bloody psycho. 38 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,200 She looks so beautiful. 39 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,359 And so happy. 40 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,639 So she should. She's set for life. 41 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,319 'And I am sure every girl in the land 42 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,639 'will dream of being a princess today.' 43 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:10,880 ♪ I just can't get enough. ♪ 44 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,959 Now, this one also comes in white. 45 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,360 But I always think the ivory is ever so elegant. 46 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,720 Here you go. Mm. 47 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:30,519 It's nice. I find lace can scratch a bit, though. 48 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,080 No, feel how soft that is. 49 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,239 And the underwiring is cushioned, see? 50 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,279 Yeah, so it's wonderfully comfortable all through the day. 51 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,480 Hm. 52 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,520 We've been told Princess Diana actually has several in this style. 53 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,079 Diana shops here? 54 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,719 Well, not in this branch specifically, but... 55 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,719 she's very down to earth. Oh. 56 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,279 All right. Go on, then. I'll take the ivory. 57 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,319 Wonderful. If you'd like to come over to the till. 58 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,839 CUSTOMER CHUCKLES 59 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,799 Don't worry, Jane. I'll take the lady over. 60 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,279 There's boxes need unpacking. 61 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,480 If you'd like to come this way with me. Thank you. 62 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,039 'Thought you were heading off to London in June?' 63 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,959 Actually, we're not leaving till July now. 64 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,559 And this is still, er, you and Timmo? 65 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,479 The one in the band? 66 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,920 That's right. 67 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,879 His cousin lives in Earl's Court, so we can crash there for a bit. 68 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,159 So what you gonna do for money? 69 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,640 Or is Timmo dead rich? BEX SCOFFS 70 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,640 We'll get jobs, of course. 71 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,119 Basically... 72 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,439 if I want a career in fashion, London's where I need to be. 73 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,960 Well, so long as you've got a plan. 74 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,800 'The Only Way Is Up' by Yazz 75 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,920 ♪ We've been broken down 76 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,720 ♪ To the lowest turn 77 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:08,959 ♪ We'll just move somewhere else 78 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:13,319 ♪ And still carry on, oh 79 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,719 ♪ Hold on Hold on 80 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:19,239 ♪ Hold on Ooh, oh-oh 81 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:23,959 ♪ The only way is up, baby 82 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,239 ♪ For you and me now 83 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:31,760 ♪ The only way is up, baby. ♪ 84 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,719 That's nice, Janey. 85 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,879 Oh! Oh, yeah. Yeah, keep going. 86 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,119 Keep going. Oh! 87 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,079 Oh, yeah! HE MOANS 88 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,119 Oh, that's good. Oh! 89 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,680 Oh. Nice one. 90 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,440 So, did you speak to your cousin? What's that? Careful. 91 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,040 About us crashing with him? Mm. 92 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,319 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 93 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,999 I thought you said he'd be cool with it. 94 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,519 Nah. Nah, he needs someone to split the rent up. 95 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,919 Oh, shit, I just had these cleaned. 96 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,839 But, wait, I'm already applying for jobs. 97 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,839 I know, but these things take time. Listen, I gotta get going. 98 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,599 Drop you at the bus stop, yeah? Aren't we getting summat to eat? 99 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,680 Nah, I can't. I'm seeing the lads tonight. 100 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,199 Hey, it's band business, Janey. 101 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,120 Music always comes first, you know that. 102 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,200 Yeah, right. Yeah? All right. Good girl. 103 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,600 ENGINE STARTS 104 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,719 Oi, Andrews! 105 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,839 I heard that you're flogging women's knickers now. 106 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,759 Thought our job smelt like fish. WORKERS LAUGH 107 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,239 Well said, dear. 108 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:01,319 Guess you didn't make it up that London, then, did ya? 109 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,999 Snooty bitch. 110 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,919 She's not changed. Stupid, fat, ugly. 111 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,559 Least I'm not packing cod like all them brain-dead morons. 112 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,439 Steady on. She's just jealous cos I'm gonna make something of myself. 113 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,399 Just get over yourself, will you? 114 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,999 You work in Mark's, and your boyfriend's on benefits. 115 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,839 You're going nowhere. 116 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,440 WORKERS CACKLING 117 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,600 MUSIC PLAYING UPSTAIRS 118 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,799 Timmo, are you in here? 119 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,039 You're not gonna believe what Bex has just said... 120 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,679 WOMAN MOANING Oh, shit! Oh. Oh. 121 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,759 You bastard! All right, all right, all right. 122 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,159 Let's just stay calm. We're starting a new life together! 123 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,759 Don't get dramatic, Janey. You're shagging some slag from pub! 124 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,999 Oi! Fuck off. You don't even speak to me. 125 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,039 Or what? You gonna go try top yourself again? 126 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:59,200 Yeah. He said, "Can't dump the nutter cos of what she might do." 127 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,360 Janey? Oh, Jesus Christ. Janey! 128 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,320 Janey. Janey! 129 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,240 Hey. 130 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,719 KNOCKING ON DOOR 131 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,080 Jane. 132 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,719 Jane! There's a letter come for you. 133 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,320 You're... You're not gonna believe this! 134 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,040 KNOCKING CONTINUES Jane? 135 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,759 Why would they be writing to you from Buckingham Palace? 136 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:50,920 I've... no idea. Well, open it and find out! 137 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,959 "You are invited to attend an interview 138 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,840 "for the position of assistant dresser... 139 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,160 "..for Her Royal Highness The Duchess of York". 140 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,119 Bloody Nora. No way! 141 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,759 Janey, I don't believe it! 142 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,199 That's fantastic! 143 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,079 This is what I've been waiting for. 144 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,479 ♪ I just can't get enough I just can't get enough. ♪ 145 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,119 Where did they find 'em? 146 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,279 They were on the side in the kitchen. 147 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,479 We've confirmed it's the girlfriend's writing? 148 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,359 As far as we can. 149 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,439 Dunno what you think... 150 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,639 but to me, this reads like a confession. 151 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:40,559 "I am so sorry - no more hurt inside me any more". 152 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:43,039 Yeah, but there's the other stuff about him hurting her. 153 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,439 What, so you're thinking self-defence? 154 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,959 Actually, I think it reads more like a suicide note. 155 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:54,359 Could be. Right now, we've only got the one body. 156 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,879 No forced entry. Weapon of convenience. 157 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,279 I mean, textbook domestic, innit? 158 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,519 Right, let everybody know that, as from now, 159 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,639 we're treating Jane Andrews as the prime suspect 160 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,560 in this investigation. 161 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,519 KNOCKING Brother's here. 162 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,479 And the friends of Jane Andrews and the deceased 163 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,120 are on their way in. Mm. 164 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,359 They said you want me to, er... identify him. 165 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,960 We do. Yes, sir. 166 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:41,879 But first, we need to, er, ask you a few questions. 167 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,400 What about Jane? 168 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,759 Have you found her yet? 169 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,600 Well, when I heard that Janey was missing... 170 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,799 ...I just didn't know what to do. 171 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,439 You have no idea where she might've gone? 172 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,159 No, none. 173 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,919 And I've been calling and texting, but she just isn't answering. 174 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:02,360 We've been friends for a long time. It just doesn't make any sense. 175 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,959 You, erm... You sure this is a good idea? 176 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,319 Of course it is. 177 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:11,639 But what if it goes badly? You know how she gets. 178 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,120 She'll be fine. 179 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:21,119 See? Told you it'd be fine once you hemmed it. 180 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,359 And I've barely worn it. 181 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,279 Don't she look smart? 182 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,160 Very professional. HE CHUCKLES 183 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,359 You sure you've got everything? Think so. 184 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,279 Make sure you tell them you got a distinction on your course. 185 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,440 Yes, Mum. I've gotta go. 186 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,400 Be good. I will. 187 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,599 Good luck. See you! 188 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,440 ENGINE STARTS Oh! 189 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,320 Don't forget to curtsy! 190 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,919 Ta-ra! Bye. 191 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,320 Bye, Jane! 192 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,999 See ya, love! 193 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,120 'Don't Get Me Wrong' by The Pretenders 194 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,040 Raquel! 195 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,480 Who does she think she is? What the hell? 196 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,440 ♪ If I'm looking kind of dazzled 197 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:17,040 ♪ I see neon lights 198 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,160 ♪ Whenever you walk by 199 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,600 ♪ Don't get me wrong 200 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,840 ♪ If you say, "Hello" And I take a ride 201 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:36,040 ♪ Upon a sea where the mystic moon 202 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,800 ♪ Is playing havoc with the tide 203 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,520 ♪ Don't get me wrong. ♪ 204 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,479 BELL RINGS 205 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,880 DOOR OPENS 206 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,680 DOOR OPENS, CLOSES 207 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,760 Jane? 208 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,080 Do you want to follow me? 209 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,360 Right, shall we make a start? 210 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,480 You've no previous experience in domestic service? 211 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,120 Well... no. 212 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,399 I've been working in retail since college. 213 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,999 And I assume this course you did involved sewing, 214 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,679 caring for clothes, and so on? 215 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,800 Oh, yes. 216 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,320 I mean, it was a foundation course... 217 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,040 ...so my main focus was on design. 218 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,119 But as well as original designs, we learnt about styling 219 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,160 and putting together outfits, accessories. 220 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,960 I'm very good at planning a wardrobe. 221 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,639 But I'm also good at ironing and mending. 222 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,760 Ah, well, that's certainly what's needed here. 223 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,520 And like my CV says, I'm very organised... 224 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,720 ...very good with detail. 225 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,560 And I'm punctual and hard-working. 226 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,480 And I got a distinction on my course. 227 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,800 Have you seen this?! I mean, seriously, I can't bloody win! 228 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,359 Oh, hello there. 229 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,199 This is Jane Andrews, Ma'am, for the assistant dresser position. 230 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,919 Your Royal Highness. Just look at what they've done. 231 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,919 I wore that months ago! But still, I'M the one copying Diana. 232 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,679 That's just nonsense. For heaven's sake. 233 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,599 The whole thing's bloody ridiculous! They're nothing like each other. 234 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,400 They're not even from the same period. What's that? 235 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,000 I mean... 236 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,720 ...yours is clearly Victorian inspired, Ma'am. 237 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,279 The, er, style is more nautical, 238 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,960 whereas hers has the lace. 239 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,760 Exactly. Clever girl. 240 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:41,399 So, have you come far... Jane Andrews? 241 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,079 Quite far, Ma'am. 242 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,959 From somewhere up in the north, I'm guessing? 243 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,839 That's right, Ma'am. And why are you leaving? 244 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,919 Did you find it too grim "oop" north? 245 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,440 RUTH CHUCKLES SOFTLY 246 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,840 Not quite, Ma'am. 247 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,320 I just think I'd be better suited to a palace. 248 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,720 Hm. 249 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,520 Well, then I think she'd better join us, then, don't you? 250 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,880 FOOTSTEPS RECEDE, DOOR OPENS 251 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,800 DOOR CLOSES, CHUCKLING 252 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,039 You'll find that we're a bit of a mixed bunch, 253 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,279 but we're pretty friendly. 254 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,800 I'm sure you'll settle in in no time. 255 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,559 Right. Here you go. 256 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,479 Well, I'll leave you to get yourself sorted. 257 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,880 Thanks very much. 258 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,319 The Duchess rises between seven and ten, 259 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,879 so you need to be ready with the wake-up tea - 260 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,919 hot water and chamomile, and don't forget to take the bag out. 261 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,839 Does she take milk? 262 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,040 You don't usually put milk in chamomile tea. 263 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,840 No, of course not. 264 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,439 Place the tea by the bed, open the curtains and leave. 265 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,800 Do not speak. 266 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,439 As soon as she's awake, you need to draw the bath. 267 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:41,039 But hot water only - she'll put in her own cold. 268 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,160 Fold the robe so she can sit, and pull it up around her. 269 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:53,200 And always, always wash your hands before you touch the clothes. 270 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,679 This is you. 271 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,480 Right. You'd better get started. 272 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,400 LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER 273 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,799 It's the way she said it! 274 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,879 "I've run you a bath, Ma'am." 275 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,999 Poor thing is doing her best. 276 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,999 Didn't Herself say it made her feel like she'd been down the pit? 277 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,479 I told you she didn't look suitable. 278 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,359 Well, The Duchess wants to give her a chance. 279 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,159 But it's not fair on her, though, is it? 280 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,079 I mean, she's obviously out of her depth. 281 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,199 Exactly. I mean, just look at her shoes. 282 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,919 WOMAN SNICKERS 283 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,439 I think she still may get the hang of things. 284 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,759 I give her a month, tops. GIGGLING 285 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,079 I mean, where on earth is that accent even from? 286 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,840 Oh, my God, stop! So mean. 287 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,719 A murderer? You couldn't be more wrong. 288 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,999 I've known her for years. 289 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,159 Janey doesn't have a violent bone in her body. 290 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,639 Should we be worried? I mean... 291 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,119 Jesus, if she's on the run, 292 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,279 do you think any of the rest of us are in danger? 293 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,679 Well, she must've done it. 294 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,560 Why run if she's not guilty? 295 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,280 SOBBING GENTLY 296 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,800 GROANS, SOBBING 297 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,440 PHONE RINGING Yay! 298 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,759 Hello? Waltby, 5-4-0-8-3? 299 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,759 'Hiya, Mum. It's Jane.' Oh, hi, Jane, love! 300 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,519 How are you? 301 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,439 'I'm surprised you've got time for phone calls.' 302 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,599 I just wanted to say a quick hello. 303 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,719 'Still, you don't want them to think you're slacking, do you?' 304 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,799 It's fine, Mum. 305 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,319 I was telling your Auntie Kay... Don't mention it! 306 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,639 ...about the... about the thing with the dressing gown... 307 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,959 Mum, I told you, you mustn't repeat stuff. 308 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,920 'Oh, it's only Kay!' 309 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,159 And she couldn't believe what you were saying about the shoes, 310 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:17,039 that you actually had to stretch out the new ones by wearing them! 311 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,639 'Yeah, well, you can't risk getting blisters on an engagement.' 312 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,679 Well, that's what I told her. 313 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,840 I don't know. It's a whole other world, in't it? 314 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,400 Yeah, it's... 315 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,719 It's not really what I thought it would be. 316 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,999 'Well, it's early days.' 317 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,840 And it's like I always say - nothing worth having comes easy. 318 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,120 No, I know. 319 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,680 I'm just not really sure it's a good fit. 320 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,919 Don't be daft. 321 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,719 What's up? 322 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,759 I've been telling everyone how well you're doing. 323 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,359 I know, but... ' "But" nothing. 324 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,919 'Look, most of the girls round here, they're stuck in factories 325 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,599 'or having babies to get themselves a house.' 326 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,720 You have always been better than that. 327 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,160 I'm just not really feeling good, Mum. 328 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,760 Oh, Jane. 329 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,519 Please don't go starting all that again. 330 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,599 I'm not, I just... 331 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,720 'Cos you weren't any happier when you were here. 332 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,680 'And this job, it's...' 333 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,200 It's a chance to start afresh. 334 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,840 You could be a whole new person if you want to be. 335 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,719 Mm. 'Do you hear me?' 336 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,520 Yes, Mum. 'Good girl.' 337 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,119 'Welcome to Elocution For Beginners. 338 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,679 'Chapter one, the alphabet. 339 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,079 'A is for articulation. 340 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,999 'A is for assurance. 341 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,879 'We begin here for elegance and ease. 342 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:12,679 'A as in "bath", "calm" and "laughter". 343 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,039 'Allow the vowel to lengthen gracefully without strain. 344 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,759 ' "Ahh". 345 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:22,239 'Not "ah", not "ee", but "ahh". 346 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:27,119 'Repeat after me - ask the gardener to pass the path 347 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:30,839 'to the last glass vase. 348 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,559 'Excellent. Now, breathe in, shoulders back, 349 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,200 'and once again with clarity and poise.' 350 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,960 Your bath is ready, Ma'am. 351 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,880 Oh, thank you, Jane. You're a star. 352 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,999 Of course, when I first met her, 353 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:17,119 she was this sweet little thing who'd just landed this super job. 354 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,359 She had this very clear idea of the life that she wanted. 355 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,759 And she was determined to have it. 356 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,839 Of course she was ambitious. 357 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,400 Why shouldn't she be? 358 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,999 I know it feels impossible. Darling, believe me, I do. 359 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,559 You just have to tell him how you feel. 360 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,519 Oh, darling, what's the use? 361 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,999 Because nothing will change until you do. 362 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,519 This is what I keep saying. 363 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,440 There comes a point where you just have to seize the bull by the horns. 364 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,119 Morning, Jane. Is that...? 365 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,720 The Princess of Wales? 366 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,479 They usually have a girlie lunch when she comes to use the pool. 367 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,799 I mean, between you and me, 368 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,199 I think she just likes to get out of that God-awful house. 369 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,039 And, of course, The Duchess loves playing agony aunt. 370 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,119 Really? Lord, yes. She likes nothing better 371 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,399 than advising people about their love lives. 372 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,679 Wait till she starts asking about yours. 373 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,879 Super shoes, by the way. Are they Italian? 374 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,639 Er, yes. 375 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,639 Very nice. Jane, there's a parcel for you downstairs. 376 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,199 Can't they send it up with a footman? 377 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,239 SHE SCOFFS Goodness me, Lady Jane. 378 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,359 There's a reception tonight, so they're busy. 379 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,760 Fine. 380 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,680 Of course, The Duchess had enough of her own problems to deal with. 381 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,160 People can be so cruel. 382 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,199 Oh. Oh, it's you, Jane. 383 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,199 I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness. 384 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,240 I didn't see you there. It's all right. 385 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,600 Here, do you want one? 386 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,719 Er, no. Thank you, Ma'am. 387 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,120 I shouldn't, either. But... hey-ho. 388 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,880 Did you see this? 389 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,039 They're doing polls now, apparently. 390 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,599 "Who would you rather sleep with, The Duchess of York or a goat?" 391 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,639 What? I know. Vile, isn't it? 392 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,719 I'm so sorry, Ma'am. It's like the Duke says - 393 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,280 once you join the Firm, you're fair game. 394 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,400 He tells me I'm too sensitive. 395 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,279 That sounds like my ex, Timmo. 396 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,359 Oh, yes? 397 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,840 He was always saying I was too sensitive... 398 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,519 ...that I couldn't take a joke. 399 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,279 Trouble is, he wasn't very funny. 400 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:46,279 And what did this "Timmo" do for a living? 401 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,759 Well, he said he was in a band, 402 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,199 but he spent most of his time polishing his car. 403 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,520 Is that why you dumped him? No. 404 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,559 That's because I caught him shagging a barmaid. 405 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,519 CHUCKLES 406 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,199 What a shit! I hope you gave him what for. 407 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,159 Oh, I did, Ma'am. 408 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,440 Although she was welcome to him, to be honest. 409 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,599 He was rather underwhelming in the manhood department. 410 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,960 SARAH CHUCKLES 411 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,080 And you don't want that. 412 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,240 You know... 413 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,800 ...you're a lot like me, Jane. 414 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,599 You've got spirit. 415 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,399 Oh, my God! You lucky cow, Gillian! 416 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,119 Absolutely stunning! Gigantic! 417 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,999 I know, look! Oh! Sorry, Your Royal Highness. 418 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,839 Oh, what's going on? 419 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,559 Gillian finally bagged the Viscount. 420 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,319 About bloody time! That's excellent news. 421 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,679 We'll take her out for champers to celebrate. 422 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,119 Jolly good. Well, make sure that you put the first round on my card. 423 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,479 That's very kind of you, Ma'am. 424 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,959 Oh, and take Jane with you. 425 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,079 You know what they say - best way to get over an ex, 426 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,999 get under someone better. 427 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,159 Right, girls. Who's up for Wedgies? 428 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,919 EXCITED LAUGHTER 429 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,960 We're gonna go dancing. We're gonna go dancing! 430 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,639 When I first knew Janey, she was, erm... 431 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,119 very much the girl about town. 432 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,520 Always going to lovely parties. 433 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,760 She really mixed in a very sophisticated crowd. 434 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,919 'Take On Me' by A-ha 435 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,679 ♪ Take on me, I'll... ♪ 436 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,159 Do you want another drink? 437 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,960 Yeah. Yes! 438 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,839 Come on, Lady Jane. 439 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,399 THEY LAUGH 440 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,239 I'm gonna sort you out. OK, thank you. 441 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,559 Oh, oh! I'm gonna introduce you. Come with me. 442 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,799 GIGGLING 443 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,799 Henry, have you met Jane? 444 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,919 Hello there! Hi. 445 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,559 She's from the North, so she knows all about rugby. 446 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,920 Outstanding! Thank you. Ooh! 447 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,839 So, you work... you work with Ange? I do, yeah. 448 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,159 So does the Queen sign your pay cheques? 449 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,319 As a matter of fact, she does. Nice one! 450 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,959 So, tell me, what do you do? Henry! 451 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,559 Oh, Rory! Banger! Wahey! 452 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,799 These guys! 453 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,399 I tell you, Jenny, they're mental. 454 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,840 Come on! MEN CHEERING 455 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,440 Hello? 456 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,000 Is anyone there? 457 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,999 Someone's abandoned their post. 458 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,319 Looks that way. SHE CLEARS THROAT 459 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,199 I guess we're trapped. Hm. 460 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,680 You had a good night? 461 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,119 Not particularly. No, me neither. 462 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,519 I've decided I'm officially too old for nightclubs. 463 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,960 I'm Charles, by the way. 464 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,439 Jane. 465 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,359 Assuming we ever make our escape, 466 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,960 could I... could I possibly interest you in a nightcap? 467 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,999 Is he handsome? Very. 468 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,839 Well done! Come on, tell me everything. 469 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:25,119 Well, he is an executive at IBM, which he says is terribly dull, 470 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,519 but he's clearly very high-powered. And he's single? 471 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,519 At the moment. He says he's a self-confessed romantic. 472 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,279 Doesn't see the point of getting involved 473 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,879 unless you think it's going somewhere. 474 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,319 Well, that's a good sign. And he's just so sweet and funny. 475 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,079 And a good kisser? Oh, yes. 476 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,400 And everything else. SARAH CHUCKLES 477 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,879 Is that for tonight? 478 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,959 Oh, yes, Ma'am. 479 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,599 We thought it would work well with the black patent courts. 480 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,800 Ah, sounds good. 481 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,680 What's the matter? Don't you like it? 482 00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,040 I just... I think it might be a bit old for you, Ma'am. 483 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,879 Maybe it's the cut. Well, what would you suggest? 484 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,799 Perhaps something more... fitted? More vibrant colour? 485 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,559 There are several other options, Ma'am. 486 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,719 Or what about that designer you showed me? 487 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,759 The one in Vogue with the sequins? Can't we give him a call? 488 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,759 Of course, Ma'am. If that's what you'd like. 489 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,279 Oh, better yet, Jane could head down there and pick something up. 490 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,559 I'd be happy to, Ma'am. Right, then. Here's your chance. 491 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,080 Go and find me something fabulous! 492 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,720 'You Got It' by Roy Orbison 493 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:37,679 ♪ Every time I look Into your loving eyes... ♪ 494 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,639 Well, she was absolutely in her element - 495 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,639 dashing here and there, jumping into cabs saying... 496 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,440 Buckingham Palace, please. 497 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,079 I mean, who wouldn't enjoy it? 498 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:52,279 ♪ One look from you 499 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,759 ♪ I drift... ♪ 500 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,799 All in here, please. Thank you. 501 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,840 Those over to the mirror. Boxes are here. 502 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,800 ♪ Are here to stay 503 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,439 ♪ Anything you want, you got it 504 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,559 ♪ Anything you need 505 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,319 ♪ You got it... ♪ CHUCKLES 506 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,960 I mean, the shoulders are great. Seeing your shoulders... 507 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,520 Yes, that works. Try one of the gloves on. 508 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,240 See, I like the gloves. 509 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,040 The leaves at the front. 510 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,440 That sits perfectly. 511 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,399 Very dramatic. Ole! BOTH LAUGH 512 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,200 Gimme that back. I need that back. I definitely need that back. 513 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,639 Let me just... 514 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,400 Let me just try something. 515 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,520 Oh, yes! 516 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,639 Whoo! SARAH CHUCKLES 517 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,320 Whoo! 518 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,439 Yes! 519 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,960 Oh, smashing, Ma'am. ♪ You got it. ♪ 520 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,600 Oh, why thank you. It is rather lovely, isn't it? 521 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,759 It's by a new young designer. 522 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,920 I always think that they just have a... 523 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,000 What are you doing? 524 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:13,439 Er, I... just thought you might want to shorten the sleeves a touch. 525 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,919 They look all right to me. 526 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,560 They do. 527 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,440 It just always suits you so well when you show off your wrists. 528 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,280 Hm. You might be right. 529 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,039 EXHALES 530 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,560 You not out with your chap this evening? 531 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,279 Er, no. No, not tonight. 532 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,520 Everything still dreamy there? Yes, he just had to work. 533 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,039 Well, don't let him go off the boil. Ma'am? 534 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,999 If I were you, I'd get a ring on that finger 535 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,719 before he loses interest. 536 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,720 Men can be very fickle. 537 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,200 FOOTSTEPS RECEDE Yes, Ma'am. 538 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,959 Poached eggs a la mode, madame. Thank you, darling. 539 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,280 So, what are we watching? 540 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,560 There's a new thing about bankers. Ugh. Bit of a busman's holiday. 541 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,680 Shall I find something else? No, no. No. 542 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,839 I realise this shows a lack of imagination, 543 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,360 but I could happily eat poached eggs every day for the rest of my life. 544 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,480 I think I could, too... 545 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,880 ...if it was with you. 546 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,840 Really? 547 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,999 What, you wouldn't find it too dull? 548 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,240 We might need to scramble them on occasion. But in principle... 549 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,160 All right, then. That's agreed. 550 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,520 CHUCKLES SOFTLY 551 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,079 Your Auntie Kay's been in such a tizzy. 552 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,319 I kept telling her The Duchess won't actually be coming. 553 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,639 JANE'S DAD, CHUCKLING: Yeah. 554 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,040 Well, she did want to. It's just not Palace protocol. 555 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,079 Wait till you see the present she got me, though, Mum. 556 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,200 The most beautiful cut-glass bowl. 557 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,719 It's the same design as the glassware they use at the palace. 558 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:35,680 Well, she obviously thinks very highly of you. 559 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,760 Just like a princess. Our princess. 560 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,320 You happy, love? Yeah. 561 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,679 And, of course, she was terribly young when she got married. 562 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,919 'She was only just starting out in her career.' 563 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,199 Aleksandra. Good Lord, we've been overrun! 564 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,239 I know. There must be 20 who didn't RSVP. 565 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,159 Are we still all right for brochures? 566 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,680 I kept a box in reserve. Oh, aren't you clever? 567 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,680 Right, better see if our auctioneer has found his gavel. 568 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,039 Jane! Don't look now, don't look now. 569 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,319 That's her new friend. The American. 570 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,479 But I thought Prince Andrew was coming tonight? 571 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,760 Cancelled at the last minute. So she's lined up a replacement. 572 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,519 Ah, she's playing with fire, and she knows it. 573 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,479 She might as well put up a sign. 574 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,439 I very much fear that has "divorce" written all over it. 575 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,520 Well, better start polishing up our CVs. 576 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,679 When a household splits, it tends to be last in... 577 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,200 first out. 578 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,839 He says he's going to earn enough money so that he can marry me. 579 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,599 I mean, can you imagine? 580 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,479 I keep telling him I don't give a damn about all that. 581 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,559 I'd throw it all over in a minute. 582 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:11,159 Oh, and while I remember, I want that pencil skirt for Tuesday. 583 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,559 The black denim one? He says it makes my arse look magnificent. 584 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,039 Right, Ma'am. Ah! So, yeah. 585 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,240 I'll wear it when he takes me to lunch on Tuesday. 586 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,439 You're going out for lunch? Well, why shouldn't we? 587 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:31,320 We're just two good friends sharing a meal. Nothing to see here. 588 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,880 Isn't it a bit of a risk? 589 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,879 Oh, for God's sake, Jane! 590 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,359 I thought you of all people would understand. 591 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,879 You know what it's been like. 592 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,559 I'd been beaten down till I felt completely dead inside! 593 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,799 And now I... now I feel alive. 594 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,359 Wonderfully, gloriously alive. 595 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,719 And believe me, that's worth any risk. 596 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:55,920 Because a life without passion... 597 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,840 ...well, that's no life at all. 598 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,720 Hey. 599 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,160 Oh, how was the party? 600 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,039 It's like she doesn't care who sees them. 601 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,879 Well, would it be the end of the world? 602 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,839 What do you mean? 603 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,079 Well, say she did leave Andrew for this American chap. 604 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,079 You could always do something else. 605 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,999 What are you talking about? I'm just saying, 606 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,119 you could find something a bit less all-consuming. 607 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,599 It's only a job, after all. 608 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,959 Only a job? Mm. 609 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,159 It's not "only a job". She relies on me. 610 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,799 I am the only one looking out for her! 611 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,679 And she understands me. We're friends! 612 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,559 Without her, I have no-one. 613 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,279 SCOFFS What am I? Chopped liver? 614 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,319 Oh, for fuck's sake, Charles. You know what I mean! 615 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,559 All right, all right, old girl. No need to get upset. 616 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,319 I just meant we could have a bit more of an ordinary life. 617 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,360 I don't want an "ordinary life"! 618 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,159 You have to remember that she'd come from nothing 619 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,879 and she'd made a lovely life for herself. 620 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,119 Janey took enormous pride in her job. 621 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,239 She was very good at it. 622 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,599 Totally loyal. Very discreet. 623 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,359 I think she spent so much time with the bloody Royals, 624 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,559 she started to think she was one of them. 625 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,959 'Her devotion to The Duchess 626 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,999 'was really quite extreme. 627 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,720 'She practically worshipped the ground she walked on.' 628 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,679 Frankly, I found it a bit much. 629 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,360 DOGS BARKING Thank you. 630 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,160 DOOR CLOSES 631 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,720 Ma'am? 632 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,800 'Her Majesty knew everything about the American and me.' 633 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,400 Where we met, what we... 634 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,399 She says I'm to cease all contact immediately, 635 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,160 before I "bring disgrace on the family". 636 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,640 What are you going to do, Ma'am? 637 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,560 The truth is... 638 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,240 ...I don't know how much longer I can do this. 639 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,520 It feels like... death. 640 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,319 But to make that change, to... 641 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,319 throw everything over and strike out on my own, 642 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,200 I just don't know that I have the strength. 643 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,240 You are the strongest person I know, Ma'am. 644 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,959 You realise it'll mean leaving everything behind? 645 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,199 The minute I say the word, 646 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,480 I'll be out on my ear, persona non grata. 647 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,159 I mean, I'll have my girlies, 648 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,600 and they'll still be protected, but... 649 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,199 ...the rest. 650 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,520 I'll have to let everyone go. 651 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,240 It'll just be you and me, Jane. 652 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,399 Assuming... 653 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,560 you'll stand by me? 654 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,600 Always, Ma'am. 655 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:11,280 DOOR OPENS, CLOSES 656 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,560 You're late back. 657 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,280 You hungry? Not really, no. 658 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,279 Shall I just get something for myself, then? 659 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,400 Do whatever you want. Sarah and I have an early start. 660 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,120 HAIRDRYER WHIRRING 661 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,519 Of course, if you're trying to reach Jane, 662 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,600 you do know who you should talk to? 663 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,720 KNOCK ON DOOR Come. 664 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,560 We, er, appreciate you giving up your time like this, Ma'am. 665 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,559 Not at all. The least I can do. 666 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:14,400 Although I honestly have to say, I can't believe it. Jane? 667 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,439 She was always so... 668 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,839 Well, it's the last thing I would've expected. 669 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,480 No, I'm sure, Ma'am. 670 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,119 Anyway, er, this shouldn't take long. 671 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:30,759 Oh, right. What exactly do you want me to do? 672 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,200 'Jane.' 673 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,960 It's Sarah, The Duchess of York. 674 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,920 The police need to talk to you, so... 675 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,679 ...if you get this message, 676 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,840 please, you must come forward and help them. 677 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,720 I know you must be afraid... 678 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,880 ...but it's really the only thing you can do. 679 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,080 Oh, Jane. 680 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,000 We've been through so much together, you and I. 681 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,360 However did it come to this? 682 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,120 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com